July 2026

Toko Mouth is sitting at 8°C, the kind of chilly morning Donald Trump would describe as ‘freezing, absolutely freezing, the coldest anyone’s ever seen’ — even though the cabbage trees are just standing there like it’s no big deal. A few showers are drifting through in ‘bigly’ fashion, and the wind is doing its best impression of a campaign rally: loud, unpredictable, and determined to rearrange your hair whether you asked for it or not.”