20 June

Cabbage Tree’s gone completely bonkers at Toko Mouth! The thermometer’s giggling at 11.7 °C, humidity’s clinging like a koala at 90%, and the pressure’s puffed up like it just ate too many pies. The sun’s wearing jandals and sunglasses, the rain’s doing a tap‑dance in a puddle, and the wind’s too lazy to blow its own nose. Even the UV’s on strike — zero effort, mate! It’s a weather circus out here, and the cabbage tree’s the ringmaster waving a soggy leaf!