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26 June
Toko Mouth’s weather crew is at it again — the thermometer’s shivering, the sun’s flexing, and the wind’s blowing everyone’s hats off. With 9.4 °C on the dial and gusts up to 13.68 km/h, it’s a fine day for sheep in sunglasses and crabs with beach umbrellas. No rain yet, but plenty of attitude!
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23 June
A cold, still start at Toko Mouth with the temperature at 3.4°C and humidity at 88%, giving the morning that classic damp South Otago feel. High pressure at 1032 hPa keeps everything calm, with no wind, no rain, and barely a hint of sunlight. A quiet, grey winter morning built for hot drinks and slow beginnings.
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22 June
At 9:04 sharp, the thermometer’s shivering like it’s seen a ghost, the humidity’s clinging like a needy ex, and the barometer’s puffed up with pride at 1036 hPa. The rain gauge’s still dry as a politician’s promise, while the sun’s barely glowing—probably on strike for better hours. Down below, the cabbage tree’s looking parched, muttering, “Evapotranspira‑what now?” Meanwhile, the UV index is flatter than yesterday’s toast.
In short: it’s a day for woolly socks, sarcastic clouds, and a cup of something hot enough to remind you summer once existed
21 June
The Cabbage Tree is reporting in: temperatures wobbling around like a confused seagull, humidity thick enough to spread on toast, and wind so slow even the snails are overtaking it. A grand total of 8.1 mm of rain has dropped by to say hello, and the UV index is basically asleep. Classic Toko Mouth mood.
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20 June
Cabbage Tree’s gone completely bonkers at Toko Mouth! The thermometer’s giggling at 11.7 °C, humidity’s clinging like a koala at 90%, and the pressure’s puffed up like it just ate too many pies. The sun’s wearing jandals and sunglasses, the rain’s doing a tap‑dance in a puddle, and the wind’s too lazy to blow its own nose. Even the UV’s on strike — zero effort, mate! It’s a weather circus out here, and the cabbage tree’s the ringmaster waving a soggy leaf!
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